Monday, September 29, 2003

from zan nevesht :

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnat tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh?

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Sunday, September 28, 2003

In any university, there are some general courses for all students without concerning their majors , such as sport , music , theater ,etc. it had been the same in iranian universities before the nasty revolution in 23 years ago...

after mullah khomeiny started his dictatorship in iran , they changed these nice courses into rligous terrible lessons! (except sport) , thier names are : ISLAMIC MORALS, ISLAMIC LEARNINGS(1&2), ISLAMIC REVOLUTION'S ORIGINS, HISTORY OF ISLAM, ISLAMIC(ARABIC) TEXTS... there are about 20 units of such courses that a student has to pass them during his/her education... that means almost 1 lesson in each semester. all university students with any major have to attend these classes ,and worst of all is that the teachers of these classes are mullahs most of the times!!

it was there that i realized how a horrible & dirty creature a mullah is! he enters the class... sits on teacher's chair, and starts talking about things in his mind! and its the time that you understand what a small head he has, and how silly he is in drawing a conclusion...

i remember one of them who got red of anger because he saw a girl and boy who sat next to each other on the yard bench of college. he thought it was a big sin and God would burn them in his hell!... another mullah who was an old man (and he also had 5 wives the same time) used to stare into girls eyes and watch each of them's face for few minutes, and talking about sex (directly or indirectly) during his words!...

all of them were men with big mental problems... during my education in university, i had attend such classes each week and heared thier incoherent/silly words... there are lots of young people in iran today , who hate mullahs from deep heart....I can say by sure that I AM ONE OF THEM.

Saturday, September 27, 2003

My friends and i went to college as the first day today,after the long summer holiday.... just as always, the college's corridors and yards were full of students ,talking to eachother, laughing , telling jokes etc. but where were the teachers? most of the classes got canceled because teachers were not much serious about first days of educational year.... we went to our classes, sit for a while, and after 20-30 minutes we left the class.this story was the same for most classes, and will continue till the end of this week! what a sad story.

Thursday, September 25, 2003

An Iranian walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the Iranian hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, he has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Iranian for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Iranian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire; why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The Iranian replies. "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?".
Ah, Iranians...

Wednesday, September 24, 2003

Today is a religious holiday in iran, because it is annual of Be'sat , the day in which Mohammed was chosen as a prophet, about 1400 years ago... they say it was God (Allah) who chose him, but i am not going to believe, there are lots of Arabian characters which are holy for Muslims, specially Shia people (Mohammed ,Ali, Hossein, Hasan,Fatema... )

in Iran , religious people love them ,and they like to put their names on their children (like my own parents)... these characters became more and more holy during history... Muslims believe that they had never done any sin during their lives, and they had known all kinds of science!! its strange that in the year 2003 there are still lots of superstitious people !

important sentence of me! : If you are going to make a nation blind, then make things holy in their eyes.

Sunday, September 21, 2003

Imagine initial human , in about 1 million years ago... i guess they had been completely similar to wild animals... without any civilization... before invention of "language", they could communicate just by some sounds, (perhaps like what monkeis do), they had been dirty and dangerous, going hunting in groups and they used to eat raw meat... but passing years, they changed... till now that they are living in civilized i have a question... how can we be sure that such thing wont happen for animals? may be they are not as intelligent as humen, but that doesn't mean they can never be civilized, it means that it will take more time for them,,, for example 2 million years!... and they will start to be friendly with each other... they will have their own country, thier own rules, their own language and culture , their own shops and business, and imagine the position of human in that world! ,,,we will have to import egg , milk , meat (!!!) ,and any other food from their countries, and if they don't agree, we will die of hunger!!!

Friday, September 19, 2003

How time flies!!!... the summer is almost gone... and the long summer holiday is over now... i should get ready for going to universty and attendening my classes for new semester... actually starting new courses has always been exciting for me, specially now that im close to graduation...

One thing i like very much about collage, is the steady friendships between students... i myself found 4 other girls like me, and we have made a perfect friendship group with eachother... everyday in lunch hour we go to the landscape in the collage lot,eating lunch and talking and telling lots of jokes... finally we go to cafeteria and come back with a cup of hot tea in our hands which can give us lots of energy for the rest of the day...

I really miss these nice hours at collage, but (like any other place in the world) it has some dark parts to... one of them is when we want to enter university... girls have to enter from a seprate door (!) and after this special door there is a small room in which 2 or 3 women sit and they wear chador(veil) and their job is to watch any girl who enters... to see if she is wearing suitable dresses (Hijab) and if her make up is not much!!! to allow her enter :(
Although i usually dress simply and they dont say anything, but still it makes me angry each time i want to enter! its just like a sign with these words "WE DONT HAVE FREEDOM HERE , SPECIALY YOU GIRL!" and i have to see it everyday...

Wednesday, September 17, 2003

Cooperation? what is it? i dont remember anybody ever tought me such thing,,, how should we work together, how should we gather and try for a common aim? is it possible?... is it true that its an essential skill that children should learn in shools? then,,why didnt i learn it at school? and nor any of my friends!,,,in fact,what did i learn at school during 12 years going there everydy? ...always a bad tempered angry teacher came to our class,,talking ,,and finally we were expected to memorize the texts which were in the books! ... and in those nasty mornings,,before going to class,we had to stand in rows for loong time,,sometimes they played quran (!) and some days the manager of school came and made boring speeches about that we are girls and the first thing which is important is the way we dress (keeping hijab) and the way we treat !
even after entering university,,,,nobody encouraged us to do the projects together,,,most of the times our teachers said that they will not accept the projects which are done by more than 1 student,,,and what was their reason? they said that they cant trust student in sharing the works equally between eachother!! funny!,,,any way,,, thats why there is nobody in iran who knows how to work (even how to behave) with others,,, believe it or not,iranian students learn exactly nothing at schools.

Tuesday, September 16, 2003

There is a long distance between how i am and how i like to be,,,, one of them is an ordinary girl always busy with diffrent happenings around her with a mind which is full of ordinary subjects,,,, but the other one is an important person who has lots of power,with a strong mind !wow!
during the past years till now, i have tried to make this distance smaller and smaller ,,,,and im still trying,, this is what gives a meaning to the life, "trying hard for a perfect goal" .

Monday, September 15, 2003

An old lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Old Lady: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Old Lady: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Old Lady: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Old Lady: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see ... Can I see your vehicle registration papers, please?
Old Lady: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Old Lady: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Old Lady: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Old Lady: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls
for back up.
Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car.
A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Old Lady: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.
Old Lady: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Old Lady: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to
the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the
Old Lady: Bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too.

Saturday, September 13, 2003

Comming home back from English class ...heavy traffic of Hemmat highway,,in a taxi,its me and 3 other people+driver,,, everybody is angry and tired ,becoz of hot weather and the nasty traffic which makes u sit in the car and wait and wait and wait,,,,, The woman beside me who seems to be tired,has fallen asleep,,a high level, dark colored car is moving beside the taxi,,its a Xantia car in which a man with white beard is driving ,a woman with a chador(veil) sitts next to him,,and two teenage girl and boy on the back sits,,,

i noticed that the taxi driver is looking at the same car,,,"He is Jasbi" he told us.. all iranians know him,,the head manager of Azad universities departments "bussiness"(!)in iran.

im thinking about the Islamic looks of his family,,and im wondering if he could start such a money maker business ,if he didnt look this much Islamic...

Thursday, September 11, 2003

Why can't I put a picture here which is located in my free web hosting (netfirms)? why doesnt great blogger! let us do that? Its not fair...

"And now here is my secret, a very simple secret: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye... "
Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Little by little , hot weather of summer is becomming cooler... everybody is getting ready for new season "beautiful Automn" ... there is a kind of activity ,a kind of change in streets and among people, ...

bye the way i m going to put small iranian songs, in the right part of this page,, the files will be less than 500 kb and everybody can download them easily , just by right click + save target as .. ( or just by clicking on the link if you use Download Accelerator ).

Thursday, September 04, 2003

This is one of the milions girls in the world!
I have been breathing for about {#} years!
in the capital city of a third world country,in a BIG,polluted,overpopulated city... it was the {#} year of the big war between Iran and Iraq,when i entered this hell !..
and have been grown in a bad religois atmosphere,,, yeah,,, lots of negative points! but im still alive! i can think and write about what passes through my mind,,,
and still enjoy the life in such auful way!

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